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The people watching was excellent. I lost count of how many were worthy of scorn from myself and my friends. What was disappointing though was the lack of mullets. Has it really caught on that mullets aren't a good thing, or do the mullet sporters wait for the state fair? I guess I will find out this August.
I managed to avoid a sunburn thanks to neutrogena's SPF 90000 spray. My skin is pasty white and my shoulders had not seen sun for months. I had resigned myself to a week of unbearable pain and peeling but thankfully it wasn't necessary.
When Jess and I tired of people watching and fried food consumption we went back to the hotel for some pool and hot tub time. The hot tub bubbles didn't work and there were 3 unsupervised prepubescents causing major hell and splashing us in the face. Now. I am normally a very nice person and non-confrontational but the one thing that will get me more pissed off than anything else is unruly children. So I let the kids have it. They were freaked out by this angry tattooed chick who was telling them to watch it. After that they cut it out and Jess and I were able to relax in relative peace.
For the fireworks we were able to watch from the roof of the hotel. It was nice except for the rain of ash and sulfur wind that blew our way.
It was a good time, but I don't think I would want to do it again unless I had the hotel hook-up again.
Here are some images from the day:
Me and my big gay beads
Disclaimer: This phrase was coined by someone who happens to be gay. If you are offended take it up with them.
The view from the hotel room
Is that a UFO?
If you decide not to use those beads please let me know. Billy is in severe need of the anal bead experience. Clip one end neatly and then have him cleansed and vacuumed. Then insert the beads small end first unless you loosen him with other means. *grins* I should totally have a self help video!!
ReplyDeleteI also must tell you that your lens frames rock like Metal Church. Where did you get them? *needs to get glasses yet refuses to conform to those who see*
ReplyDeleteWill it work like a colonic? I am full of shit and could stand to lose ten pounds or so.
ReplyDeleteI need glasses too, but I am hesistant since I know glasses only make your vision worse over time. For reading only, my eyes might be in the clear.
There is no small end to the beads, but I *might* have some others that would work *evil grin* Billy, you have no idea what you are missing.
ReplyDeleteLens frames came from 20/20 eye care in Louisville. They are BCBG MaxAzria the specific style is called "dahlia". I love them but it is about time for a new pair. I feel conflicted about it because they rock me like a hurricaine.