Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Religious Fanaticism Has Reached a Whole New Level of Crazy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This letter was lovingly written to me by my own mother. I want to show the world just what religious fanaticism will do to someone. To preface this my basement was flooded during the recent storms and it took out our HVAC. I stayed with the parents while we were waiting for the ac to be repaired:


Dear Daughter,

I need to talk to you about some things. I love having you here. You are my daughter and I love you. I taught you about modesty and decency. It's as if you are saying to me in your dress "That's a bunch of stuff. I don't have to do what you said!" Well, that's not OK when you are here. I expect your respect for my wishes. Cover up, Mary. You are dressing like the world in all its lust and impurity. You are a beautiful woman, yet you are "advertising'. not leaving much to any mystery. this is really upsetting to me that you aren't respecting yourself or us. I couldn't believe that you went out in that tonight!

Love,
Mom


Now what was it she found to be so offensive? Was I going out in my underwear? Naked? No. What she found offensive was this:



Now is that really so bad? Yeah I have cleavage, and yeah I like to display a little of it, but did it really warrant my mother basically calling me a whore? Also, I am 30 fucking years old. I figure at this point I can damn well wear whatever I want to wear.

I am so angry about her self-righteous bullshit. I can pinpoint exactly when her modesty obsession came about. She was watching a priest give a sermon on immodesty. I actually heard this dipshit say "the female form is an occasion for sin".

I'm so mad I can barely see straight.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Farewell Old Geezer Sneezer Caesar

My ex just told me that my dog, Caesar had to be put down. Both of my babies gone in the course of a month...I don't know how much more of this I can take.

That which does not kill me makes me stronger. I guess.

I need some happy, dammit.