This letter was lovingly written to me by my own mother. I want to show the world just what religious fanaticism will do to someone. To preface this my basement was flooded during the recent storms and it took out our HVAC. I stayed with the parents while we were waiting for the ac to be repaired:
Dear Daughter,
I need to talk to you about some things. I love having you here. You are my daughter and I love you. I taught you about modesty and decency. It's as if you are saying to me in your dress "That's a bunch of stuff. I don't have to do what you said!" Well, that's not OK when you are here. I expect your respect for my wishes. Cover up, Mary. You are dressing like the world in all its lust and impurity. You are a beautiful woman, yet you are "advertising'. not leaving much to any mystery. this is really upsetting to me that you aren't respecting yourself or us. I couldn't believe that you went out in that tonight!
Love,
Mom
Now what was it she found to be so offensive? Was I going out in my underwear? Naked? No. What she found offensive was this:
Now is that really so bad? Yeah I have cleavage, and yeah I like to display a little of it, but did it really warrant my mother basically calling me a whore? Also, I am 30 fucking years old. I figure at this point I can damn well wear whatever I want to wear.
I am so angry about her self-righteous bullshit. I can pinpoint exactly when her modesty obsession came about. She was watching a priest give a sermon on immodesty. I actually heard this dipshit say "the female form is an occasion for sin".
I'm so mad I can barely see straight.
Allow me to translate (I grew up Southern Baptist): Cover up, Mary! AT LEAST until you get out of the house. (taken from Hypocrisy 101 text, page 2).
ReplyDelete"Dressing like the world in all its lust and impurity" - my favorite. "But, Mom! The WHOLE WORLD is doiiiiing it!"
They had a southern baptist phase for a while too. You can imagine what that was like if they are like THIS and catholic.
ReplyDeleteI personally thought 'that's a bunch of stuff' was pretty good.
My mother was excited to buy stripper gear while I paid my way through college and coke addiction.
ReplyDeleteI can not imagine reading a letter like that.
You should create a dominatrix calendar and send it to all of your family members for Christmas.
BTW..
ReplyDeleteGreat Rack, Love!!
You know...I SHOULD do that!
ReplyDeleteand thanks :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I quote
ReplyDeleteRaoul Duke: Beautiful fucking tits, man!
Shit, they're great, why hide 'em? Its nature at its finest.
Beautiful Juggz.
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