Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Religious Fanaticism Has Reached a Whole New Level of Crazy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This letter was lovingly written to me by my own mother. I want to show the world just what religious fanaticism will do to someone. To preface this my basement was flooded during the recent storms and it took out our HVAC. I stayed with the parents while we were waiting for the ac to be repaired:


Dear Daughter,

I need to talk to you about some things. I love having you here. You are my daughter and I love you. I taught you about modesty and decency. It's as if you are saying to me in your dress "That's a bunch of stuff. I don't have to do what you said!" Well, that's not OK when you are here. I expect your respect for my wishes. Cover up, Mary. You are dressing like the world in all its lust and impurity. You are a beautiful woman, yet you are "advertising'. not leaving much to any mystery. this is really upsetting to me that you aren't respecting yourself or us. I couldn't believe that you went out in that tonight!

Love,
Mom


Now what was it she found to be so offensive? Was I going out in my underwear? Naked? No. What she found offensive was this:



Now is that really so bad? Yeah I have cleavage, and yeah I like to display a little of it, but did it really warrant my mother basically calling me a whore? Also, I am 30 fucking years old. I figure at this point I can damn well wear whatever I want to wear.

I am so angry about her self-righteous bullshit. I can pinpoint exactly when her modesty obsession came about. She was watching a priest give a sermon on immodesty. I actually heard this dipshit say "the female form is an occasion for sin".

I'm so mad I can barely see straight.

8 comments:

  1. Allow me to translate (I grew up Southern Baptist): Cover up, Mary! AT LEAST until you get out of the house. (taken from Hypocrisy 101 text, page 2).

    "Dressing like the world in all its lust and impurity" - my favorite. "But, Mom! The WHOLE WORLD is doiiiiing it!"

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  2. They had a southern baptist phase for a while too. You can imagine what that was like if they are like THIS and catholic.

    I personally thought 'that's a bunch of stuff' was pretty good.

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  3. My mother was excited to buy stripper gear while I paid my way through college and coke addiction.

    I can not imagine reading a letter like that.

    You should create a dominatrix calendar and send it to all of your family members for Christmas.

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  4. And I quote


    Raoul Duke: Beautiful fucking tits, man!

    Shit, they're great, why hide 'em? Its nature at its finest.

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